If you’ve been on Twitter these days, you’ve most likely seen the “What ISN’T ____ but FEELS like ______?” meme. For instance:

Of course, we Book Rioters are very acquainted with issues that FEEL like studying but sadly aren’t. We dwell bookish existence 24/7, but that doesn’t imply we at all times really, you understand…learn. Whether it’s as a result of life is especially annoying (no thought why that may be) or we’re simply in a little bit of droop, typically we desire to dwell out the fantasy of being a reader with out placing within the work of processing textual content or audiobooks. Luckily, there are many ways in which we idiot ourselves into feeling like we’re studying with out getting any pages in. Maybe you’re acquainted with this self-deception! Here are a few of our favorite issues to do this FEEL like studying, but aren’t.

Scrolling Through Bookstagram

There’s nothing like scrolling by means of fairly photos of books to affirm your id as a Book Person with out really doing any studying. There’s an immersive high quality to Instagram scrolling that may imitate being misplaced in a ebook, with out having to fret about any of these pesky phrases. Bookstagram may also help you uncover new books and even has critiques—in the event you really learn the captions. Chances are, you’re simply wanting on the fairly photos. And that’s okay! Because it feels such as you’re studying.

Organizing Your Goodreads or Kindle Shelves

Sometimes you wish to proceed to zone out observing a display, but you are feeling a imprecise, nagging guilt that you ought to be studying. Trick your mind by transferring ebook covers round in your display! Sure, it’s not really serving to you get by means of your TBR, but it feels each bookish and productive. Add extra cabinets to your Goodreads account! Maybe they need to be categorized by launch date? Why not! And it’s best to most likely be certain your Kindle books are in folders by style and sub-genre and sub-sub-genre.

Organizing Your Physical Shelves

You would possibly wish to procrastinate on studying screen-free, and that works too! Don’t your bookshelves want a tidy? Hasn’t it been years because you dusted them? And aren’t there books stacked haphazardly that must be neatly shelved? It’s most likely time to drag all of your books out of your cabinets and reorganize them. You can do them by color or by idiosyncratic style classes. Maybe they need to be shelved in Library of Congress order. Of course, there’s at all times the basic technique of getting overwhelmed midway and ending up with a number of cabinets of meticulously organized titles and the remainder of your books slotted in wherever there’s house. If you probably did make all of it the best way to the tip, although, don’t neglect to take a while to admire your new arrange. Either manner, you’ll certain really feel such as you learn one thing as we speak.

Buying More Books

Whether you’re spending hours looking in an indie bookstore, including books to your cart to anticipate within the mail, or getting the moment gratification of a title despatched to your ereader, there’s maybe no exercise that feels extra bookish (with out studying) than shopping for new books. It doesn’t matter that you don’t have any scarcity of books to learn. The necessary factor is that you’re clearly a reader, as a result of solely a reader would spend a lot cash on books! Besides, absolutely that is the title that may break your studying droop, proper?

Adding Titles to Your Goodreads or TBR List

For the budget-conscious, one other nice approach to really feel readerly is so as to add much more books to your digital TBR. Even although your present TBR will final you roughly three lifetimes (ten at your present studying pace), it solely feels proper to maintain observe of each ebook you’ve ever heard of that you just might need a passing curiosity in. Need assist with recommendations? Don’t fear, Book Riot has a whole lot of lists and podcast episodes that will help you really feel such as you’re getting additional buried in an unsurmountable TBR. In the time that you just including ebook to your lists, although, you gained’t even keep in mind that you haven’t really learn something longer than a tweet these days.

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Bringing a Book Everywhere You Go

You are decided to truly learn, and you understand step one is to at all times have a ebook with you. Unfortunately, you haven’t gotten previous step one. So you proceed to hold that ebook with you in your bag, perhaps even putting it on the desk beside you. Doesn’t it really feel good simply to have a ebook round? It nearly looks like studying. You would possibly get formidable and carry three books with you to mattress—perhaps you’ll pattern each, or perhaps you’ll even end one and wish a again up! When you go to sleep on the first sentence, a minimum of these books in your bedside desk will make it look such as you learn. For bonus factors, really open the ebook in your lap earlier than choosing up your cellphone on the first notification and scrolling for 45 minutes.

Giving Book Recommendations

There’s nothing like speaking to different individuals about books to make it look like you really learn. Whether it’s being the go-to particular person in your loved ones and buddy group to supply ebook recs, writing ebook critiques, or placing collectively bookish listicles, writing about books could have you satisfied that you just have been studying in some unspecified time in the future. The bizarre factor is, writing about books was nearly actually extra work than simply choosing up a ebook could be…

Placing and Picking Up Library Holds

Browsing your library’s catalogue and putting holds combines the enjoyable of on-line buying with the budget-consciousness of including your Goodreads cabinets! Of course, in some unspecified time in the future you’re going to have to select up these holds. When you do, you’ll positively really feel like a reader. Who else would have 14 books to select up from the library without delay? And once you dutifully return those self same books unopened in a number of weeks—nicely, perhaps that gained’t really feel like studying.

Those are a few of our responses to “What ISN’T reading, but FEELS like reading?” What could be yours? If you felt personally attacked by this text, know that I used to be addressing myself this complete time. Did I scroll by means of twitter for 20 minutes searching for the proper instance of this meme as a substitute of truly studying one of many books I’ve out from the library? Yes. But did I learn a ebook afterwards? No. What can I say? Between scrolling by means of Bookstagram and writing this text, it certain feels like I learn as we speak…